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January 30, 2012

Monday Merkin Quandary

A while back I made this amazing beard:

The Gallantly Bearded Husband

And a friend joked "You should make a merkin!!"

DISCLAIMER: If you do not know what a merkin is, please do not immediately Google image search this. Ask someone knowledgeable that you trust and like to explain it to you. If this isn't possible, try Urban Dictionary. And whatever you do, don't search while you are at work!

SECOND DISCLAIMER: Ok that made it sound a whole lot more exciting that it really is, so don't get your hopes up too high.

Anyway back to the merkin quandary. The beard technique would be perfect...and it would be easy enough to design... This same friend did some searching and also informed me that there is a deep void in the world where merkin patterns should exist.

But...well... it's a merkin!

What do you think? Is that a little too far for a novelty joke? (Let's just presume she was asking for a joke BECAUSE IT WAS A JOKE LALA LA LA LA AL LA LA JUST A JOKE.)

Pondering.

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