There is hope yet, variagated yarn!

To go with my ridiculous choice of yarn I decided to choose an equally ridiculous pattern. Why is it ridiculous? There are so many reasons. But why bother with details.

Take a look:

to DIE for

Obviously, I'm not going to be duplicating this disgustingly gorgeous, gorgeous photo. But doesn't mean I can't have fun.

Bonus perk is it calls for a silk and a kid mohair to be worked together - so perhaps this is my chance to bring calm to the impending color nausea? Or it could make it worse. That's the gamble :) and the fun. Will definitely be buying a neutral companion yarn...can you imagine? Two different color schemes battling it out? YUCK.

This is the yarn I'm starting off with - Schaefer Yarn Andrea in Catherine the Great:

not my picture but EXACTLY what my wound skein looks like

Perks:
The pattern is free and extremely easy to memorize. Low-impact where-ever possible! That's how you set yourself up for success.

PS - just learned that this colorway exists in the same yarn. Love! Must! Stop! Myself!

also called catherine the great? confuzzled.